The Monthly Cloudflare Heart Attack

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The Monthly Cloudflare Heart Attack

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The EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER of seeing a Cloudflare invoice notification! First panel: absolute PANIC ATTACK because you forgot you signed up for their service and now you're convinced you're about to be financially RUINED. Second panel: the sweet, sweet relief when you see it's $0.00 and remember you're on the free tier. I swear my heart stops EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. that orange cloud logo appears in my inbox. The free tier giveth life, but first it must taketh years off your lifespan! 💸😱

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