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Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d g Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,801 391 comments

Even billionaires aren't immune to the classic cloud computing blunder. Somewhere in AWS headquarters, a monitoring alert is screaming while Bezos' net worth plummets by the millisecond. The true cost of forgetting to terraform destroy your test environment. This is why DevOps engineers wake up in cold sweats at 3am wondering "did I turn everything off?"

Content Will Pearse rombulow Follow V You know how HTTP GET requests are meant to be idempotent? Well, do I have the story for you ... a while back I added WiFi control to our garage doors with little Wemos Dis. 2:09 PM - 29 Apr 2018 1,659 Retweets 2,532 Likes 61 17 1.7K 2.5K Will Pearse rombulow Apr 29 The Wemos expose a simple web page with a link that says "Toggle". The endpoint for the link activates a relay, which is hooked up to the push-button on the garage door, which makes the door raiselowerhalt. 9 1 17 24 175 Will Pearse rombulow Apr 29 (This toggle endpoint responds to GET requests. I threw the code together in minutes and was too lazy to spend another couple minutes figuring out POST. regret) 2 17 13 Y 181 Will Pearse rombulow Apr 29 Safari eventually figured out I used this toggle page regularly, so added it to my favourites. Which are iCloud-synced between all my devices. 9 1 17 25 218 Will Pearse rombulow Apr 29 So every time I opened a new tab on my laptop, desktop, iPhone or iPad the garage door opened or closed. Late at night, early in the morning, or randomly throughout the day... 15 27 177 Y 820 Will Pearse rombulow Apr 29 This, kids, is why GET requests should be idempotent. 37 17 221 M 1.2K

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Content Why would a fly land on something like this? Rats should be ashamed for falling in this trap BEARS!! This is ridiculous! This must be fun! aws FREE TIER

Content STOP DOING GIT CODE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE BRANCHES YEARS OF MERGING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for DECENTRALIZED VERSION CONTROL Wanted to keep multiple versions of a file for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "file. copy2-final.js". "Yes, please PUSH your code into my FORK. CHERRY-PICK A COMMIT" - Statements dreamed by the utterly Deranged "Hello, I'd like to show you my changes. Sure, JUST CREATE A BRANCH, PUSH TO ORIGIN and CREATE A PULL REQUEST" (When we had perfectly working flash drives) ???? ??????? ????????????? Devops have played us for absolute fools