The cost of storage is too damn high

Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper The AWS status page right now.. GIF 22817, 1:40 PM FLL JUST PUT THIS OVER HERE... WITH THE REST OF THE FiRE. 264 RETWEETS 296 LIKES

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The cloud bill from hell has arrived! Someone's serverless function just went nuclear at 24166% of the monthly limit, casually adding $96,280 to the bill. That innocent little function you deployed Friday evening before heading to the bar? It's been partying harder than you did. Vercel just sent the kind of notification that makes DevOps engineers update their resumes at 3 AM. The best part? That cheerful reminder you'll continue being charged $40 per 100 GB hours, as if saying "Hope you enjoyed your accidental Ferrari purchase, would you like fries with that?" This is why we can't have nice things in the cloud. Free tier giveth, infinite scaling taketh away.

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Content Generic Name EDUCATION Blue Mountain State, Undergrad September 2018 - May 2022 Graduated with a GPA of 2.33 Minored in Artificial Intelligence with C- grade President of Anime Club PROJECTS Calculator App Supports addition and subtraction and multiplication sometimes. 8000 lines of Java code Built a user friendly interface with command prompt Deployed on AWS 70 code coverage Snoop Dapp Cross platform mobile application built with Ionic Sends a notification at 4:20 am to all users Notifications managed with AWS SQS service Extracts users personal info if notification not acknowledged Stores user information in AWS S3 storage TodoBlock Todo list app constructed on the AWS managed blockchain The decentralized architecture publicly shames the user into finishing their tasks Increased productivity of users by 67 1 111111111 genericnamegmail.com https:github.comGeneric SKILLS Mastered version control with file names Worked extensively with Turing machines ACHIEVEMENTS 13 tshirts from various Hackathons and boot camps

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