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HOW THE HELL DID YOU BECOME THE WORLD’S FIRST TRILLIONAIRE? IT WAS NO BIGGIE. I JUST WROTE A SIMPLE FUNCTION APPROXIMATION PROGRAM. ONCE I GOT THE RIGHT PARAMETERS, ARTIFICIAL GENERAL INTELLIGENCE WAS BORN. 01999 7999 SO IT ALL CAME DOWN TO FINDING THE RIGHT BUNCH OF REAL-VALUED MATRICES. YEP, JUST A BIG OL’ BUNCH O’ NUMBERS AND IT ONLY TOOK A COUPLE THOUSAND LINES OF CODE. CHECK IT, YO. I DID IT ALL FROM MY BEDROOM USING MY 300 LAPTOP AND CLOUD COM- PUTINg THAT COST LESS THAN COFFEE …AND I USED NOTHING MORE COMPLICATED THAN UNDERGRADUATE MATH. YOU’RE A SONUVABITCH. AND I DID IT ALL IN MY UNDERWEAR. ANYBODY COULD HAVE DONE THIS. I COULD HAVE I DID IT DONE THIS. FIRST. ProgrammerHumor.