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Content Our entire software validation stack fucking sucks. What do we do about it? Automation! let's abandon our reliance on ancient unsupported legacy infrastructure. We should unifu around a common set of industry standard tools We should require unit tests to provide even just double digit code coverage. let's package our repos so they can be deployed in containerized environments. Do code Document our external devendenciesa

The AI hype train has reached peak recursion. Agentic AI is the latest buzzword where AI agents autonomously call other AI agents to complete tasks. Sounds cool until you realize each agent call burns through API tokens like a teenager with their parent's credit card. So now you've got agents spawning agents, each one making LLM calls, and your AWS bill is growing exponentially faster than your actual productivity gains. The Xzibit "Yo Dawg" meme format is chef's kiss here because it captures the absurdity of meta-recursion—you're literally paying for AI to coordinate with more AI, doubling (or tripling, or 10x-ing) your token consumption. Meanwhile, your finance team is having a meltdown trying to explain why the cloud costs went from $500 to $50,000 in a month. But hey, at least it's agentic , right?

GitHub's status page looking like a Christmas light display gone wrong. 90 incidents in 90 days is a perfect 1:1 ratio – that's the kind of consistency most engineers can only dream of achieving! The bar graph is basically a rainbow of chaos with more orange and red bars than a traffic jam simulator. The real kicker? They're still rocking 90.84% uptime, which technically means they met their SLA... probably. Someone's on-call rotation must feel like Groundhog Day, except instead of reliving the same day, you're just getting paged every single day. The DevOps team deserves hazard pay and therapy at this point.

Content What are the 7 deadly sins of programming? John Purcell, Creator of CaveOfProgramming.com Answered OCt 30 : Upvoted by Hasis A Munaimin, IOl participant 43, 44. 45, ACM. ICPC World Finalist 2016 and Jessica Su, CS PhD student at Stanford 1. Using spaces instead of tabs. You should always, always use tabs, not spaces. 2. Using tabs instead of spaces. You should always, always, use spaces. 3. Not using auto-formatting. Forget all that tabsspaces rubbish, what's wrong with you - auto-format your code and then people won't have to look at your weird ideas about brackets and spaces. 4. Using IDEs, which have features such as auto-formatting and nicely- coloured buttons. All code should be written in vi or Emacs, thus ensuring the purity of the programming experience. 5. Not using IDEs. No-one wants to pay for all the time it's going to take you to type things that you could have done at the click of a button, or scroll up and down using some ridiculous key combination invoked using LISP. 6. Failing to learn C and C. It's really important to learn the two absolute essential languages. You think Java is just as good? Fine, write me a real-time control system for racing cars in Java and I'll believe you. 7. Learning C or C when you could be using something modern like Java instead. Admit it - all your schedules involving C or C overrun by five years. And even then the software turns out to have critical flaws that Java would not even have allowed vou to create. 8. Overrunning the end of an array. 124.8k Views 3.448 Upvotes

Content Just because the Kubernetes icon is an ship's wheel doesnt make you a sailor, stop singing shantys NO

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