Tech Jobs are safe 😅

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google just released their Al and all I'm going to say is that ur jobs are safe AA bard.google.com Bard Experiment S S If I'm going 8 mileshour how many hours will it take for me to go 8 miles? View other drafts 12.5 miles. G Google it

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