Logo
chmod 777: Security through obscurity.
  • Home
  • Hot
  • Random
  • Search

Browse

  • AI AI
  • AWS AWS
  • Agile Agile
  • Algorithms Algorithms
  • Android Android
  • Apple Apple
  • Backend Backend
  • Bash Bash
  • C++ C++
  • Cloud Cloud
  • Csharp Csharp
  • All Categories

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Impossible Memes

Posts tagged with Impossible

Case.Impossible = True

Programming
1 day ago 114.6K views 0 shares
Case.Impossible = True
Finding a girl who's a programmer is like discovering a unicorn in your backyard. But dating one? That's entering fantasy territory beyond any compiler's imagination. The meme perfectly captures that moment when your brain executes the most complex conditional logic ever: excitement about meeting someone kind and cute, absolute shock when she turns out to be a programmer (cue red-eyes panic), then complete system failure at the impossible scenario of actually dating her. And then... the classic "it was all a dream" exception handler kicks in. Because let's face it, your chances of finding love with a fellow coder are about the same as fixing a production bug on the first try without Stack Overflow.

Orchestration

Backend Webdev Devops Javascript Programming
3 months ago 133.8K views 0 shares
Orchestration
Ah yes, the mythical "full stack developer" โ€“ simultaneously playing the database cello, the frontend trumpet, the backend violin, and the DevOps drums while somehow keeping everything in perfect harmony. Just like Tom trying to do the impossible, you're expected to be a virtuoso at 17 different instruments while management wonders why you can't also conduct the orchestra and sell tickets at the door. This isn't development, it's a one-cat circus where your resume needs to list "juggling while on fire" as a required skill.

Spotlight

GearScouts.com

Stop scrolling, start exploring! Find the gear that'll get you off the couch and into the wild. Compare power stations for off-grid adventures, flashlights for midnight hikes, and essentials that make the outdoors your playground. Get Outside โ†’

Ad SAMSUNG 32" 4K Curved

Pixels so sharp they'll cut your eyestrain
Samsung 32-inch 4K curved monitor
Buy this and support our mission to make YAML indentation errors a federal offense. ๐Ÿ“