Front vs. Back: The Eternal Illusion

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Oh, the SHEER AGONY of trying to code without internet! Your brain literally MELTS into a puddle of despair as you realize you can't Google that one syntax error, can't check Stack Overflow for the 500th time today, and can't copy-paste from random GitHub repos! It's like being a surgeon with no hands or a chef with no ingredients! The red alarm circles perfectly capture that moment when you realize all your programming "skill" was actually just your ability to search for other people's solutions. Time to face the horrifying truth: do you even know how to code, or are you just REALLY good at internet searching?!

Tom from Tom and Jerry frantically playing multiple instruments at once perfectly captures the reality of "full stack" development. You're not specializing in one instrument—you're desperately trying to keep the entire orchestra running while management thinks you're conducting a symphony. Meanwhile, you're just trying to prevent the cello from falling over while blowing three trumpets and hitting a drum with your tail. And they wonder why the deployment is delayed.

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