When Your Code Is Too Efficient For Your Own Good

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When your junior dev creates a pull request without running tests, fixing linting errors, or even reviewing their own code. Just smashes that green button and expects everyone else to clean up the mess. And the worst part? We've all been that dev at some point. Nothing says "not my problem anymore" like a hastily created PR with the commit message "fix stuff".

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Oh. My. GOD. This is the programming equivalent of creating a monster that defies the laws of nature! 😱 Writing a JavaScript compiler in C++ is just Tuesday for hardcore devs, but a C++ compiler IN JAVASCRIPT?! That's like trying to fit an elephant into a matchbox while the matchbox is ON FIRE. The sheer AUDACITY of someone who would attempt such madness! They're not just playing with fire—they're juggling nuclear warheads while riding a unicycle across Niagara Falls. Whoever attempts this unholy abomination clearly has no fear, no boundaries, and probably no remaining sanity. Stay far, FAR away from that person at hackathons!

Remember when you thought coding was going to be like Tony Stark—holographic interfaces, AI assistants, and solving world problems with a few elegant keystrokes? Then reality hit: you're just staring at a terminal for 8 hours trying to figure out why your code works on localhost but crashes in production. The vibe coder fantasy dies hard when you realize most of your superhero moments involve Googling the same error message for the fifth time this week.