When Your Code Is Too Efficient For Your Own Good

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That rare, glorious moment when you spend 16 hours debugging your game only to discover the engine itself is broken. It's like finding out you've been arguing with a brick wall that was actually designed to be wrong. The sheer existential crisis of a game developer realizing they've been gaslighted by their own tools. "Wait, so I don't suck at programming?" Revolutionary concept. Almost makes you want to frame the bug report and hang it on your wall as proof that sometimes—just sometimes—the universe acknowledges your competence.

Just when you thought your tech nightmares couldn't get worse, someone decides PowerPoint is a viable database solution. For those wondering, "Turing complete" means PowerPoint can theoretically compute anything a normal computer can—which is both impressive and a horrifying justification for database abuse. Next up: using Excel as an operating system and Notepad as a load balancer. The screams you hear are from the DBA down the hall.