The Bell Curve Of DevOps Enlightenment

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The Bell Curve Of DevOps Enlightenment

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The bell curve of DevOps wisdom. On both extremes (with IQs of 55 and 145), you've got the enlightened ones who know the truth: just blame AWS and chill. Meanwhile, the average 100 IQ middle-managers are sweating bullets about "hosting in-house" like it's 2005 and they just discovered server racks. The true galaxy brains understand that when your cloud provider inevitably goes down, you can just post the AWS status page in Slack and take an early lunch.

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