I'm Doing My Part (Against AWS)

The fearless cloud engineer, who boldly proclaims "I fear no man"... until SSH enters the chat. That moment when your terminal connection drops mid-deployment and your heart skips three beats. Infrastructure as Code? Nah, we're running Infrastructure as Prayer hoping the connection stays alive. Nothing quite matches the primal terror of watching your SSH session hang while you're elbow-deep in production configs at 2PM on a Friday.

Executives laughing hysterically at the fantasy they sell to clients about perfect cloud reliability. Meanwhile, every DevOps engineer watching this just had a nervous eye twitch remembering that 3 AM incident when AWS us-east-1 went down and took half the internet with it. The classic corporate disconnect between sales promises and technical reality—where uptime SLAs meet cold, hard distributed systems theory. Five-nines reliability? Sure, if you don't count "planned maintenance."

Nothing destroys your financial stability quite like AWS charging you by the millisecond for that cursor blinking on your EC2 instance. One minute you're debugging, the next you're selling your kidney on the black market because you forgot to terminate that "unlimited" resource. The cloud doesn't rain money—it vacuums it directly from your bank account. Next time just stick to Notepad++ like a reasonable poverty-avoiding human.

Content Html Htme BaseModal 13 Accept (Tab Accept Word 3) G) ... frame src"https:www.youtube.comembeddQw4w9Wgcl"

Content When you came to office due to work policy and working with IDE on remote AWS with occasional meetings only in teams yuva.krishna.memes

Content Amit Gupta amitkgupta84 Maybe AWS keeps going down because they run all their stuff on prem 8:03 PM Dec 22, 2021 Twitter Web App 1,128 Retweets 123 Quote Tweets 7,206 Likes 17 1 ProgrammerHumor in