Virtual Reality, Actual Poverty

Nothing says "I love my team" like being the reason everyone has to drag themselves to a mandatory 7 AM security training. That coworker who can't resist the shiny "FREE IPHONE" bait is the same person who probably uses "password123" for their bank account. The cat's face perfectly captures the collective disdain of an entire IT department that now has to explain for the 47th time why you shouldn't enter your credentials on random pop-ups. The sunrise isn't beautiful—it's just the cruel reminder that you're awake at an ungodly hour because Dave from accounting thought he was special enough to be randomly selected for a free $1200 phone.

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The ultimate OS decision flowchart: if you hate yourself, pick Windows, Linux, or macOS. If you don't hate yourself? Welcome to TempleOS, the divine operating system built by a single programmer who claimed to have received instructions from God. It's got a 640x480 16-color display, its own compiler, and absolutely zero networking capabilities because "the CIA doesn't need another backdoor." The joke here is that mainstream OS choices are all various flavors of suffering—driver issues, terminal commands that make no sense, or paying for the privilege of being told you're holding it wrong. But if you're mentally stable enough to NOT hate yourself, clearly you're unhinged enough to run an OS that treats programming like a religious experience. It's like saying "normal people problems or ascend to a different plane of existence entirely?"

Content Microsoft: Wait, I can explain! Apple: Your users know that you're spying? G Google: You spy through the whole OS?? I spy only the web. Linux: You guys are spying?

Content Liz Wheeler O Liz Wheeler If Apple Google boot Twitter from their app stores, elonmusk should produce his own smartphone. Half the country would happily ditch the biased, snooping iPhone Android. The man builds rockets to Mars, a silly little smartphone should be easy, right? 21:22 25 Nov 22 Twitter for iPhone 12,5K Retweets 1622 Quote Tweets 120K Likes 17 ProarammerHumor.io

Content How to fix any computer The Oatmeal Windows Step I. Reboot Apple Step I. Take it to an Apple store. v Did that fix it, No? Proceed to step a Did that fix it; No? Proceed to step a Step a. Format hard drive Reinstall Windows Lose all your files. Quietly weep. Step a. Buy a new Mac. Overdraw your account. Quietly weep. Linux Step I. Learn to code in C. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around. Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giont beard. Blame Sun Microsusters. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hugene. Write a regular expression that would make other precrammers cry blood. Learn to code in Java Recompile the kernel again Cut thic time while wearing your lucky socks) Did that fix its Nor Proceed to step an Step a. Revert back to using Windows or a Mac. Quietlu weep.