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Nothing says "I love my team" like being the reason everyone has to drag themselves to a mandatory 7 AM security training. That coworker who can't resist the shiny "FREE IPHONE" bait is the same person who probably uses "password123" for their bank account. The cat's face perfectly captures the collective disdain of an entire IT department that now has to explain for the 47th time why you shouldn't enter your credentials on random pop-ups. The sunrise isn't beautiful—it's just the cruel reminder that you're awake at an ungodly hour because Dave from accounting thought he was special enough to be randomly selected for a free $1200 phone.

The AUDACITY of laptop manufacturers! First they MURDERED our precious PS/2 ports, then VGA got BRUTALLY slaughtered, HDMI is bleeding out, and USB-A is literally being STABBED TO DEATH as we speak! And for what?! So the Grim Reaper of connectivity can knock on the 3.5mm jack's door next?! THE HORROR! 💀 Meanwhile, we're all frantically buying dongles like apocalypse survivors hoarding canned beans. "But it's 0.02mm thinner!" they say, as if that justifies this PORT GENOCIDE. I'm typing this from a laptop that's basically just a screen with attitude and NOTHING ELSE!

Content 9h Replying to CalebJHull It's so slow. I dont' think it's a native app. Probably using electronjs shelley codebytere 9h uhh considering that it's a mobile app, that'd be a no haha 29 1 ili gh Replying to codebytere and CalebJHull You can bypass Apple's Electron app ban using one of over a dozen wrappers shelley codebytere 9h 1) Electron literally does not work on mobile. It is desktop only. 2) There is no Electron app ban. See: : shelley codebytere Jun 15 Replying to chewingcode and dhh also Electron should be fine now - the issue with rejections there was that Chromium sometimes uses private macOS APIs (which Apple does not allow) and so we need to patch out new ones when they crop up :) 9 1 M 36 9h Replying to codebytere and CalebJHull 1) It literally does. 2) Way to refer to yourself. 9 2 17 shelley codebytere 9h by all means continue to tell me how Electron works Ima 17 1 98 9h Replying to codebytere and CalebJHull No thanks. I can tell you think you're a know it all. 17 2 shelley codebvtere Replying to Caleb JHull you didn't look at my bio, did you 9:39 AM Jun 24, 2020 Twitter Web App

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Content Have you ever heard of Qualcomm, innovator and creator of cell phone technology? Oh yeah. Qualcomm has been inventing and licensing their ideas to tech companies for years. 10 bucks?!? That's obscene! How can poor poor Apple, the world's largest tech company, expect to survive Qualcomm's blatant monopolistic practices? As an Apple app developer, that's the kind of question that keeps me up at night. 2017 Jeff Lofvers Did you know Apple is suing Qualcomm for having monopolistic tendencies and gouging prices? You bet! Their patents cost Apple around 10 per iPhone. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pay Apple my annual 99 app developer fee, plus 30 of all app sales, and shop for a new Macintosh computer, the only hardware I'm allowed to use when submitting to iTunes, as mandated by the Apple Developer Agreement. Don't Hit Save - donthitsave.com