Virtual Reality, Actual Poverty

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First panel: Excitement! "WHOA!"

Second panel: "THIS VR IS SO REALISTIC" - that moment when you're convinced the $3,499 headset is worth every penny.

Third panel: Reality check. Bank account showing -$3499.

Fourth panel: Crying through your $3.5k face computer while questioning your life choices.

The most realistic feature of Apple Vision Pro? The ability to see your financial regrets in stunning 4K resolution. At least now you can cry in spatial computing.

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