What Do You Mean Other Structures

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What Do You Mean Other Structures

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Look at this poor, emaciated HashMap cow being MILKED TO DEATH by this cheerful LeetCode farmer! 💀 The absolute AUDACITY! While the rest of the programming world has moved on to fancy data structures, this person is still greeting their HashMap like it's their only friend in the coding universe! "Good mor-ning sunshine!" SERIOUSLY?! It's like watching someone use the same hammer for EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM because they once successfully hit a nail with it. HashMap for this, HashMap for that—what's next, HashMap to calculate rocket trajectories?! The rest of us are over here with our balanced trees, graphs, and priority queues crying in the corner!

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