University Lied: It Was Space Complexity All Along

Ah, the classic game dev pipeline of diminishing returns! First, you spend weeks upgrading textures that players will barely notice. Then you crank up those polygon counts because clearly what your game needs is characters with more triangles than actual gameplay features. Next comes the obsessive addition of microscopic details that absolutely nobody will see unless they're inspecting your models with an electron microscope. And finally—the pièce de résistance—just blur everything with fancy lighting effects and call it "cinematic." DLSS/FG (Deep Learning Super Sampling/Frame Generation) is basically saying "let AI fix our performance problems" instead of optimizing the code that's running at 12 FPS. It's the digital equivalent of sweeping dust under a really expensive, ray-traced rug.

Computer science theory professors be like: "It's so obvious, just follow along!" Then they hit you with formal language proofs that make calculus look like kindergarten arithmetic. The meme shows the classic "Gru's Plan" format but with formal language theory notation. Gru confidently sets up variables and constraints, then has that moment of confusion when he realizes he's just proven the language isn't regular - which is probably the opposite of what he was trying to prove. For the uninitiated: formal language theory is where computer scientists torture themselves by proving properties of languages using mathematical notation that looks like someone face-planted on a keyboard. Regular languages are the simplest type in the Chomsky hierarchy, and proving a language is not regular is a rite of passage that makes students question their life choices.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of having to manually code a lookup table with if-else statements when all you want is a simple dictionary or switch-case! 😱 This poor soul is writing the programming equivalent of War and Peace just to map numbers to boolean values! The code just keeps scrolling and scrolling like my ex's text messages after I told them "we need to talk." Whoever thought this was the best approach clearly enjoys emotional pain and suffering. There's literally like 17 better ways to do this but here we are, trapped in if-else purgatory! And the tweet "God I wish there was an easier way to do this" is just *chef's kiss* peak developer irony.

SWEET MOTHER OF COMPUTATIONAL DISASTERS! This poor soul is out here creating algorithms with O(n^n) complexity and has the AUDACITY to blame it on technology limitations?! 💀 For the blissfully unaware: O(n^n) is basically the algorithmic equivalent of trying to empty the ocean with a teaspoon. It's SO HORRIFICALLY INEFFICIENT that computer scientists don't even bother including it in most complexity charts because they're too busy having nervous breakdowns just thinking about it. No honey, you're not "limited by the technology of your time" - you're limited by your catastrophic life choices in algorithm design! Even a quantum computer from the year 3000 would burst into flames trying to run that monstrosity!

The ultimate Frankenstein paradox of our field! Top panel: Software engineers lovingly training AI with Master Shifu-like wisdom. Bottom panel: That same AI returning as an absolute UNIT that makes us look like tiny panda cubs. Basically, we're building the digital equivalent of a monster truck and giving ourselves bicycle helmets for protection. The real kicker? We're still debugging our own spaghetti code while this thing is probably rewriting the universe in O(1) time complexity.

Ah, the classic bell curve of AI anxiety. The folks at the low end of the IQ spectrum are blissfully confident they can't be replaced because they don't understand what's coming. The geniuses at the high end know they're safe because they're the ones building the AI overlords. Meanwhile, the rest of us in the middle—just smart enough to understand the threat but not brilliant enough to be irreplaceable—are sweating bullets. This is basically the tech industry's version of "ignorance is bliss" meets "knowledge is power," with the vast majority of us stuck in purgatory. Twenty years in this field and I'm still not sure if I should be learning to code better or learning to make coffee for the robots.