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We Are All Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This

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We Are All Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This

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So the Shopify CEO went from "AI is mandatory for all employees!" to "employees' slop grenades are making more work for everyone" in just 529 days. Classic tech leadership arc: force everyone to use the shiny new toy, then blame them when it turns out AI-generated garbage actually creates MORE work than it saves.

The guy literally mandated AI usage and now acts shocked that people are churning out low-quality AI slop that needs human cleanup. It's like forcing everyone to use a leaf blower indoors and then complaining about the mess. The transformation from hat-wearing visionary to bald reality-checker is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Who could've seen this coming? Oh right, literally everyone who's ever worked with AI output.

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