Ai-slop Memes

So Microsoft's CEO admits 30% of their code is AI-generated, then immediately asks people to stop calling AI "slop." Yeah, good luck with that one, buddy. The timing here is *chef's kiss*. When nearly a third of your codebase is churned out by an algorithm that hallucinates Stack Overflow answers, maybe "slop" is being generous. The real kicker? Nadella thinks AI will "transform society" but gets defensive about what we call it. Sir, if it writes code like my junior dev after three energy drinks, I'm calling it whatever I want. The machine that turns code into slop indeed. At least now we know why Windows updates keep breaking everything.