Token Bonfire

So you're telling me I can double the budget, get the same number of features, but triple the bugs? Sold! The modern startup playbook in action: why hire competent developers when you can just throw an AI agent at the problem and call it "innovation"? The math here is beautiful—15K gets you 3 devs who actually understand the codebase and deliver 3 features with 1 bug. But 30K? You get a glorified autocomplete that hallucinates code, introduces 3 bugs, and still delivers 3 features (probably copied from Stack Overflow anyway). The AI doesn't need sleep, benefits, or emotional support, but it does need constant babysitting and a PhD in prompt engineering to not suggest using jQuery in 2024. Best part? When the AI screws up, you can't even yell at it. It just sits there, confidently wrong, burning through your API tokens like they're free samples at Costco.