Chat Gpt Is At The Peak Of The Hype Cycle

The classic boardroom meeting where everyone gets to play the blame game for tech layoffs. First guy immediately points at AI because his JavaScript skills are now worth about as much as a Blockbuster gift card. Middle person blames foreigners because obviously someone in Bangalore stole their job and not their inability to learn anything past jQuery. Only the third person mentions actual economic factors while getting yeeted out the window for bringing reality into a tech conversation. Turns out the industry doesn't want solutions—just convenient scapegoats that don't require updating your resume or learning Rust.

When AI "enhancement" goes beyond fixing pixels and straight into identity theft. The algorithm looked at a low-res image and thought, "You know what would make this better? A completely different person!" It's like asking for image upscaling and getting witness protection instead. This is why developers shouldn't let their neural networks watch crime shows during training.

Oh god, this is brilliant. Just imagine all those LinkedIn posts now: "Our new cocaine-powered chatbot will revolutionize customer service!" or "Top 10 ways cocaine will disrupt your industry!" The tech hype cycle and the actual cocaine cycle have the same phases: initial euphoria, inflated expectations, crushing disappointment, and somehow still costing you all your money. The only difference is one crashes after 20 minutes and the other after your next funding round.

You know that absolutely GLORIOUS moment when you ask ChatGPT something and it's like "wow, what an excellent question!" and then proceeds to completely malfunction on that exact same question for the 50th time today? Yeah, nothing screams "I'm a genius" quite like repeatedly breaking an AI that's supposed to be smarter than you. The smug goat energy is REAL here. You're out there feeling like you've discovered some profound edge case that's exposing the limits of artificial intelligence, when in reality you're probably just asking it to parse some cursed regex or explain why your CSS isn't centering a div. But hey, if stumping a billion-dollar language model doesn't earn you a PhD in Computer Science, what does? The best part? You'll screenshot that "great question" compliment and frame it on your wall while conveniently ignoring the fact that ChatGPT still can't solve your actual problem. Peak developer validation right there.

STOP EVERYTHING! Someone just redefined every tech acronym and I'm absolutely DYING! 💀 AI isn't artificial intelligence anymore—it's "An Indian." API? Forget application programming interface, it's clearly "A Person in India." And don't get me started on LLM being "Low-cost Labor in Mumbai" instead of large language model! The tech outsourcing stereotype has reached catastrophic new heights with "GPT - Gujarati Professional Typist." My entire career is a lie and my resume needs a geography section now. I can't even!

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