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Left: "It took me a few minutes to make BibleGPT with custom GPT. Now? 5 seconds with Devin." Right: "Who is doubting thomas" → "Sorry, an error occurred while fetching your answer." Bottom: "It exposed my API key so I had to revoke :(" The AI dev tool pipeline in 2024: Build something in 5 seconds, deploy it in 2 seconds, expose your API keys in 1 second. Progress! This is why we can't have nice things in tech. The faster we build, the faster we leak credentials. The modern developer experience is just speedrunning security vulnerabilities.

Content My teacher when I print goodbye world instead of hello world

Ah yes, the pinnacle of modern debugging: when your code fails, just ask ChatGPT to fix it. Who needs Stack Overflow anymore when you can just wrap your entire codebase in a try-catch and let AI handle the rest? Next step: AI that writes the bugs for you so the other AI can fix them. The circle of life in silicon.

OMFG, the absolute AUDACITY of this code! 😱 Someone's gone and created the most SCANDALOUS piece of programming known to mankind - a file that's half "secret" and half "public GitHub" with nothing but pure, unadulterated NONSENSE! This masterpiece of chaos defines fruits as data types, throws in random words like "Spoon" and "Frozen", and then proceeds to create the most grammatically offensive function in history that looks like someone had a seizure on their keyboard while thinking about fruit salad. The punchline? Training AI on THIS would be like teaching a toddler English by reading them the ingredients list on a shampoo bottle... BACKWARDS... WHILE SCREAMING! 💀

The AI revolution has birthed a savage new tech insult: promptsitutes – developers who just copy-paste prompts instead of writing actual code. In the new hierarchy of developer shame, JavaScript devs (traditionally the butt of programming jokes) have been promoted above these AI-prompt jockeys. Meanwhile, the second commenter is gleefully adopting the term like they just found free pizza at a hackathon. The dev ecosystem's pecking order just got a whole new bottom rung!

Ah, the classic "cameras ftw" approach to autonomous driving. Nothing says "trust me with your life at 70mph" like removing redundant safety systems because they occasionally disagree. It's like firing the co-pilot because sometimes they suggest a different route than the GPS. Next update: replacing airbags with motivational stickers that say "just don't crash." For the uninitiated: LiDAR uses laser pulses to measure distances, radar uses radio waves, and cameras use... well, cameras. Most autonomous vehicle experts believe multiple sensor types provide crucial redundancy. But who needs backup systems when you've got vibes?