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The evolution of programming in one image. Top: Linus Torvalds' humble standing desk setup where he created one of the most influential operating systems in history. Bottom: Modern dev with a fancy RGB battlestation whose primary function is to efficiently copy-paste AI-generated code. We went from "I'm going to revolutionize computing" to "let me ask ChatGPT how to center a div" real quick.

Oh the irony! OpenAI is hiring frontend engineers while ChatGPT is out here writing code for everyone else! 😂 It's like your calculator applying for a math teacher position. Maybe they're trying to build the ultimate recursive loop - ChatGPT building the interface that powers ChatGPT! Next thing you know, it'll be sending itself LinkedIn connection requests. The ultimate "I can do your job but also need your job" situation!

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute AUDACITY of reality! 😤 Social media: "Look at my MAGNIFICENT AI creation that practically wrote Shakespeare while cooking dinner!" *shows ethereal being sipping champagne* Meanwhile, the rest of us mere mortals are in the trenches with our AI like some deranged goblin creature, frantically typing "uhh maybe restart VS Code idk" while our dreams of technological transcendence CRUMBLE before our eyes! 💀 The expectation vs. reality gap isn't just wide—it's a GRAND CANYON of disappointment that's personally attacking me right now!

When your AI co-pilot decides to inject inappropriate jokes into your production code! The meme shows Elixir/Phoenix code with a logger statement containing "Dose nuts fit in your mouth?" - that classic middle-school joke now immortalized in your codebase. Imagine deploying this to production and then having to explain to your manager why your app is making "deez nuts" jokes in the logs. That PR review is going to be... interesting. 💀

FINALLY! Sweet, sweet relief! For YEARS we've been walking around thinking we're complete frauds, convinced that any minute someone's going to discover we've just been Googling error messages and copying Stack Overflow answers. But the SECOND someone mentions AI replacing us? Our imposter syndrome LITERALLY ASCENDS from our bodies like some ethereal ghost! 👻 Suddenly we're all "Actually, programming is a complex craft requiring deep understanding" and "AI can't replicate human creativity in code." The AUDACITY of us to flip from "I'm the worst coder ever" to "I'm irreplaceable" in 0.2 seconds! The cognitive dissonance is SENDING ME! 💀

Oh, the GLORY of AI-powered coding tools! Two developers armed with ChatGPT and Copilot can now speedrun creating the kind of spaghetti code nightmare that would normally require an entire battalion of engineers working overtime. It's like giving a toddler a flamethrower and calling it "efficiency gains." Sure, you're shipping features at the speed of light, but you're also accumulating technical debt faster than a college student with a new credit card. The future maintenance team is gonna need therapy AND a raise.