The Four Horsemen Of Developer Apocalypse

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The Four Horsemen Of Developer Apocalypse

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The progression from recreational substances to AI news is the ultimate burnout pipeline. While alcohol makes you squinty, weed makes you red-eyed, and cocaine makes you wide-awake paranoid, nothing compares to the soul-crushing exhaustion of trying to track every new AI model release, capability, and controversy. Your eyeballs practically melt into your skull as you desperately refresh Hacker News every 4 minutes to see if your programming skills are obsolete yet. It's like being in an abusive relationship with Moore's Law where the breakup text is written in DALL-E generated hieroglyphics.

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