Quality Over Quantity

Ah yes, the terrifying AI revolution that's going to replace us all... with a locally saved HTML file. Nothing says "cutting-edge web development" quite like sending someone a file path that only works on your machine. The future of tech is clearly C:\Users\ben\Downloads\index.html — accessible to literally no one but Ben. Sleep tight, fellow developers. The robots aren't coming for our jobs until they figure out what a web server is.

Ah yes, nothing says "efficient solution" like using a machete labeled "Deep learning" to slice through a tiny piece of bread labeled "Simple problem." The classic case of computational overkill. Why use a simple if-statement when you could train a 500-layer neural network that requires a small power plant to run? Next week: using quantum computing to calculate a 15% tip.

The modern developer's workflow: copy some hallucinated code from ChatGPT, try to compile it, discover it's complete fiction, then assault the nearest chicken. Tale as old as time (or at least since 2022). What's worse than spending hours debugging non-existent methods? The realization that you trusted an AI that confidently made up syntax while nodding like it knew what it was doing.

The brutal truth of modern development hits hard! This is basically every junior dev who's been using ChatGPT as a crutch instead of actually learning fundamentals. The dependency paradox strikes again—if you're completely reliant on AI to write your code, you haven't actually developed the skills to be a proper engineer. It's like claiming you're a chef because you can follow microwave instructions. The irony is that the tools that make us more efficient can sometimes prevent us from developing the mental models needed to solve problems independently. That moment when your senior dev calls you out and your entire identity as a programmer crumbles...

Oh honey, the AUDACITY! 💅 Developers gleefully celebrating AI replacing customer support? *chef's kiss* Journalists getting automated? *slow clap* But the MOMENT AI comes for THEIR precious jobs? Suddenly it's a national crisis! The panic in those eyes when the robot revolution reaches their cubicle is EVERYTHING! It's giving "rules for thee but not for me" energy and I am LIVING for this karmic comeuppance! The tech world's selective outrage is simply *too* delicious!

Ah yes, the mythical 10,000-lines-of-code-per-day developer. Next, he'll tell us his code compiles on the first try and his documentation is always up to date. Anyone who's spent more than a week coding knows that quantity and quality have an inverse relationship that not even AI can fix. The real achievement isn't writing 10k lines - it's deleting 9,950 unnecessary ones and still having working software.