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Yay, So Happy :((

Yay, So Happy :((
Nothing says "living the dream" quite like writing cover letters at 2 AM with the enthusiasm of a burnt-out lightbulb. That dead-eyed stare? That's the look of someone who's about to claim they're "passionate about leveraging synergistic solutions in a dynamic environment" for the 47th time this week. Full-stack position means you'll be doing frontend, backend, DevOps, QA, product management, customer support, and probably fixing the office printer too. But hey, at least they're offering "competitive salary" (spoiler: it's not competitive) and "exciting challenges" (translation: legacy code from 2009 that nobody wants to touch). The real kicker? You actually ARE excited because rent is due and your savings account is crying. Corporate Stockholm Syndrome at its finest.

Quality Over Quantity

Quality Over Quantity
Turns out copying and pasting the same AI-generated cover letter 2,000 times doesn't trick the hiring algorithm after all! Who would've thought that recruiters might catch on to the generic "I'm passionate about leveraging synergies" template that reads like it was written by a bot having a stroke? The job market's already brutal enough without shooting yourself in the foot with ChatGPT's mediocre writing skills. The best part? These grads probably spent more time figuring out how to automate their applications than it would've taken to write 10 genuine ones that might've actually worked.