No One Documents (Until The AI Arrives)

The modern developer's dilemma in three panels! First panel: Developer with fancy AI tools bragging "My throughput has doubled by harnessing AI." Second panel: Colleague asks "SO YOU'RE SMART NOW?" Third panel: The brutal truth drops - "I'M STUPID FASTER." This is the perfect encapsulation of how we're using cutting-edge tools to accelerate the same flawed logic. It's like upgrading from a bicycle to a Ferrari but still following directions from a broken GPS. Congrats, you're now arriving at the wrong destination in record time!

HONEY, ANOTHER TECH BRO THINKS HIS AI STARTUP IS REVOLUTIONARY! 🙄 The top panel shows some delusional founder with that manic "I just discovered ChatGPT" gleam in his eyes, screaming about disrupting the entire industry. Meanwhile, the actual industry (represented by endless shelves of identical products) is just sitting there like "Sure, Jan." The industry has heard this EXACT same pitch 47,000 times this week alone and is completely unfazed by your "groundbreaking" idea that's basically just GPT with a fancy logo slapped on it. REVOLUTIONARY INDEED! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

OH MY GOD, this is LITERALLY every machine learning model I've ever built! 😱 The poor soul sees "POP" and his brain immediately concocts this ABSURDLY specific equation where cork + gears = bottle + gears = WHISKY?! HONEY, THAT'S NOT PATTERN RECOGNITION, THAT'S JUST MEMORIZATION WITH EXTRA STEPS! 💅 When your model fits the training data SO PERFECTLY it's basically just a lookup table with delusions of grandeur. It's giving "I studied for the test by memorizing all possible answers" energy. Congratulations, you've created the world's most sophisticated WHISKY DETECTOR that will absolutely fall apart the moment it sees anything new. *slow clap*

Ah, the classic tech industry loyalty paradox. When OpenAI had that whole leadership meltdown, some employees heroically stayed aboard the sinking ship while others frantically updated their LinkedIn profiles. The joke here is that some folks weren't exactly "choosing" to stay loyal—they just had zero other employment options. It's like telling everyone you're "taking a sabbatical" when your inbox has tumbleweeds rolling through it. Nothing says "company loyalty" quite like the absence of alternatives.

You know those iconic O'Reilly tech books with random animals on the cover? Well, someone finally nailed what coding with ChatGPT actually feels like. That chimera creature—half dog, half emu—perfectly captures the Frankenstein's monster you get when you blindly copy-paste AI-generated code into your project. Sure, the front half looks legit and professional, but scroll down and you'll find some ostrich legs that have no business being there. "Introducing the uncanny valley into your codebase" is chef's kiss accurate. It compiles, it runs, but deep down you know something is fundamentally wrong . And good luck explaining it during code review.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of AI development in four painful acts! 😭 It starts with such INNOCENT OPTIMISM - breaking down the plan into features, like some kind of organizational GENIUS! Then the descent begins... features into tasks with that suspicious "fiask 3" typo lurking like a red flag from the debugging underworld. By panel three, we've entered full CHAOS territory with a file structure that would make Marie Kondo WEEP - file1.py somehow spawning ANOTHER file1.py?! The circular dependency from HELL! And the grand finale? Throwing your hands up and hiring an ACTUAL developer who knows what they're doing! Because nothing says "I've made terrible life choices" like watching your AI project implode spectacularly before it even reaches production!