No One Documents (Until The AI Arrives)

The absolute chaos of these import aliases would make any self-respecting data scientist twitch uncontrollably. It's like deliberately swapping all the labels in someone's meticulously organized spice rack. TensorFlow as "plt"? Pandas as "tf"? This is psychological warfare in Python form. This is the coding equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza and serving it to an Italian chef. The beautiful part is how efficiently it triggers data scientists—just four lines of code to induce a complete mental breakdown. Truly elegant villainy.

ChatGPT just casually dropping truth bombs at 10:32 PM while your battery's dying. Nothing says "I've reached peak tech disillusionment" like an AI agreeing that Windows 11 is basically a delivery system for software nobody asked for. Meanwhile, NixOS sits in the corner like that smug friend who does CrossFit and never shuts up about their "minimal, intentional lifestyle." The real joke is we'll all complain about bloatware and then immediately install 47 Chrome extensions and wonder why our computers run like they're swimming through molasses.

Garbage in, garbage out has never been more relevant. GitHub's Copilot learned from millions of repos, including your spaghetti code with 27 nested if-statements and variables named 'temp1', 'temp2', and 'finalForRealThisTime'. Now AI is suggesting the same atrocities back to you. It's karma in digital form - the technical debt you've been accumulating for years is finally sending you an invoice.

Oh, the absolute AUDACITY! 🔥 While junior devs are getting pink slips because "budgets are tight," the CEO is over there casually pushing API keys to public GitHub repos using Claude (an AI assistant)! Nothing says "we're doomed" quite like watching your company secrets get exposed while you update your resume. The security team is probably having seventeen simultaneous heart attacks right now. But hey, at least the CEO is "innovating" with AI while the actual developers who could prevent this catastrophe are looking for jobs! Tech leadership at its FINEST, folks! 💀

THE SWEET, SWEET LIBERATION! 😭 Developers everywhere are WEEPING TEARS OF JOY now that AI has swooped in like some coding superhero to murder our toxic relationship with StackOverflow! No more getting absolutely DESTROYED for asking why your code isn't working! No more comments like "This question was asked in 1874, do your research!" No more downvotes because you forgot a semicolon! It's like being released from programming prison where the guards were all people with 500k reputation points who judged your will to live based on your question formatting. FREEDOM AT LAST!

Remember when we worried AI would take our jobs? Now we're watching LLMs trying to code by regurgitating increasingly stale StackOverflow answers from 2015. It's like watching your replacement get dumber in real time. The top panel shows happy, innocent SpongeBob - that's our AI models in 2022-23, cheerfully scraping StackOverflow for all that juicy developer knowledge. The bottom panel is the grim reality waiting in 2024-25: depressed SpongeBob sitting in a dimly lit room with a thousand-yard stare, because there's no fresh data to learn from. Just the same old "marked as duplicate" answers from a decade ago. Turns out training on yesterday's solutions doesn't prepare you for tomorrow's problems. Who knew?