My Company Trying To Make Us Use ML

The classic technical debt has come due! Our protagonist spent 1.5 years building a house of cards with ChatGPT as the foundation. Now they're facing a monitored VM environment where their AI lifeline is severed, and they've got 21 hours to learn what they should've spent 1.5 years studying. This is like trying to cram for a swimming test after pretending to be Michael Phelps while secretly using floaties. The controlled environment is the ultimate "runtime error" for someone who's been copy-pasting their way through education! The irony is delicious - they've been training an AI to code instead of training themselves. Now they're contemplating risking academic dishonesty or cramming an entire Java curriculum overnight. Talk about a self-inflicted NullPointerException to their career!

Ah, the Gartner Hype Cycle - tech's emotional rollercoaster! Right now we're all riding that sweet, sweet ChatGPT high at "Peak of Inflated Expectations" where everyone thinks AI will solve everything from debugging your code to fixing your love life. Just wait for that "Trough of Disillusionment" when we realize it still can't figure out why your code works in dev but crashes in production. The real fun begins when some manager inevitably says "Let's use AI to rewrite our entire codebase!" and then blames the junior dev when it hallucinates semicolons in Python.

Oh the irony! OpenAI is hiring frontend engineers while ChatGPT is out here writing code for everyone else! 😂 It's like your calculator applying for a math teacher position. Maybe they're trying to build the ultimate recursive loop - ChatGPT building the interface that powers ChatGPT! Next thing you know, it'll be sending itself LinkedIn connection requests. The ultimate "I can do your job but also need your job" situation!

Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World" Me: ››> Print ("Hellow World!") Traceback (most recent call last): File " ", line 1, in Print ("Hellow World!") NameError: name 'Print' is not defined >›>

The classic "change my mind" format gets an AI twist. Guy's sitting there with his coffee, confidently declaring AI won't steal jobs—but with that crucial asterisk that people who actually know how to integrate it will be the ones doing the stealing. Meanwhile, there's literally an "Eden AI" paper on his table and a robot lurking in the background. The irony is thicker than legacy code comments. It's the perfect representation of the current tech landscape: those panicking about AI replacing developers versus those quietly building automation tools that make three developers do the work of thirty.

When your fitness app gets confused about its purpose in life and starts moonlighting as a React developer. Poor guy just wanted to track a 10.1 mile run but got hit with a full-blown Todo app implementation instead. The simple "No" response is the digital equivalent of telling your GPS "I just wanted directions, not your life story." Honestly, the most relatable programming moment is when AI tries to be helpful but completely misses what you actually asked for. Bonus points for the fitness app that thinks React components are somehow related to physical fitness. Maybe it's trying to exercise your coding muscles?