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My Job Would Never Leave Me

My Job Would Never Leave Me
Welcome to 2024, where your office chair has become a spectator sport seat. You're literally paying for a hotel room to watch an AI assistant write your code, fix your bugs, and probably do it better than you ever did. The chair remains empty because why would you sit at a desk when Claude's already clocked in for the day? The real kicker? Your job security now depends on how well you can prompt engineer. You've gone from "10x developer" to "professional AI supervisor" faster than you can say "but I spent years learning this framework." At least the chair looks comfortable for when you need to contemplate your career choices.

The Big Short 2026

The Big Short 2026
So Michael Burry thinks trade jobs are "AI-proof" and uses Claude to do electrical work around his house. Then he drops the absolute bomb: "I am not so sure." The guy who predicted the 2008 housing crisis is now betting against the "AI won't replace blue-collar jobs" narrative. If an AI chatbot can guide someone through electrical work—a field requiring years of apprenticeship, code knowledge, and the ability to not die from 240V—what's stopping it from replacing actual electricians? The irony is chef's kiss: while using AI to do trade work, he realizes trade work might not be safe from AI. It's like watching someone discover they're standing on the thing they're about to short sell. The "Big Short 2026" format suggests we're heading toward another market collapse, except this time it's the job market getting wrecked by AI. Burry's track record of being catastrophically right about catastrophic things makes this extra unsettling. Time to learn underwater basket weaving—surely AI can't do that... right?

The Ultimate AI Career Paradox

The Ultimate AI Career Paradox
Oh honey, the IRONY is KILLING me! 💀 Codecademy out here serving the most delicious paradox on a silver platter! Your job is safe from AI... unless your job is literally just using AI! Then you're basically hiring your own replacement! It's like saying "Don't worry about sharks eating you... unless you're made of fish!" The cognitive dissonance is giving me LIFE right now. Meanwhile, developers everywhere are frantically signing up for AI courses while simultaneously telling themselves they're irreplaceable. The mental gymnastics deserve a gold medal!

It Will Replace You Not Me

It Will Replace You Not Me
The great AI career pivot of 2025! While MBAs panic about ChatGPT stealing their PowerPoint jobs, developers are quietly rebranding themselves as "AI Experts" after watching two YouTube tutorials and adding a few API calls to their resume. Nothing says job security like slapping "AI" in front of your job title and charging triple your hourly rate. The best part? The MBA who demanded "AI integration" in your app can't tell the difference between actual machine learning and an if-statement with extra steps.

The Great Tech Career Carousel

The Great Tech Career Carousel
Career advice whiplash in full effect! First we had factory workers losing jobs, so everyone's like "just learn to code, bro!" Then programmers get cocky thinking they're immune to automation. Fast forward to 2025, and suddenly the coding gurus are screaming as AI steals their precious keyboard-smashing jobs. Meanwhile, the circle of life completes as we're back to recommending physical trades. Turns out the only constant in tech is that whatever career path you choose today will probably be obsolete by the time you master it. The real skill is learning how to pivot before you become a sad wojak.

Real Recognise Real: The Great AI Career Divide

Real Recognise Real: The Great AI Career Divide
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute CARNAGE of career trajectories! 2025 is coming for data scientists with a VENGEANCE! 💀 While AI engineers strut around looking like they just walked off a Silicon Valley fashion runway, data scientists are transforming into depressed philosophers drowning their sorrows at the bar! The AUDACITY of this career market! Remember when everyone and their mother was rushing to become a data scientist? "It's the sexiest job of the 21st century!" they screamed. Well, honey, the AI revolution waits for NO ONE. Those fancy regression models aren't looking so hot now that ChatGPT can do your entire job while also writing poetry about it!

Back To Normal

Back To Normal
Oh. My. GOD. The tech hiring process has gone from ridiculous to ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED! 🤦‍♂️ First panel: "Do you vibe code?" - because apparently asking if you can actually CODE is sooo 2020. Second panel: "No." - The most honest answer in tech interview history. Third panel: "YOU'RE HIRED!" - Because who needs skills when you have HONESTY?! And the punchline? "Companies in 2050" - as if we haven't ALREADY reached this level of hiring desperation! The future is now, darling, and it's a NIGHTMARE wrapped in a business suit! 💅

Never Do Anything

Never Do Anything
The ultimate dream isn't having AI code for you or do your laundry - it's having AI handle everything while you ascend to your final form: a professional couch potato. Why optimize workflows when you can eliminate them? The future isn't about productivity tools; it's about outsourcing your entire existence to algorithms so you can finally achieve humanity's true purpose: absolutely nothing. The singularity isn't something to fear - it's something to schedule your Netflix binges around.

We Are All On The Same Gallows

We Are All On The Same Gallows
The existential dread noose is tightening around everyone's neck! Developers think they're special snowflakes trembling about AI taking their precious coding jobs, while completely forgetting that translators, designers, and support staff have been dangling from the gallows of automation for months already. It's like watching someone panic about a tsunami while standing next to people who are already neck-deep in water. The irony is that devs are literally building the very AI tools that will eventually replace them. Talk about sawing off the branch you're sitting on!

Suddenly It's A Problem

Suddenly It's A Problem
Oh honey, the AUDACITY! 💅 Developers gleefully celebrating AI replacing customer support? *chef's kiss* Journalists getting automated? *slow clap* But the MOMENT AI comes for THEIR precious jobs? Suddenly it's a national crisis! The panic in those eyes when the robot revolution reaches their cubicle is EVERYTHING! It's giving "rules for thee but not for me" energy and I am LIVING for this karmic comeuppance! The tech world's selective outrage is simply *too* delicious!

The Great Tech Replacement

The Great Tech Replacement
From debugging complex algorithms to flipping burgers at McCode's. The great tech replacement didn't quite pan out as expected, did it? After years of training AI to "automate all the things," it finally mastered the art of stealing your job while leaving you with an apron and a drive-thru window. The irony is delicious—much like the fries you're now serving to the engineers who built your digital replacement. At least you've still got job security... until they build a robot that can wave goodbye better than you can.

The AI Hype Cycle: Expectation Vs. Reality

The AI Hype Cycle: Expectation Vs. Reality
The classic tech hype cycle in its natural habitat. First, AI writes 90% of code. Then AI writes 100% of code. Then reality hits and humans get paid premium wages to fix the AI's spaghetti code. Reminds me of that time we deployed an "automated" monitoring system that generated so many false alerts we had to hire three people just to monitor the monitoring system. Progress!