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The Great Gaming Hardware Paradox

Gamedev Hardware Programming

5 days ago 108.3K views 0 shares

The Great Gaming Hardware Paradox

Spent $3000 on a liquid-cooled gaming rig with RGB everything just to play a game that looks like it was made in Microsoft Paint. Meanwhile, the kid with a potato laptop is desperately trying to run Cyberpunk at 12 FPS. The true tragedy of modern gaming isn't bad game design—it's resource allocation. That RTX 4090 is sitting there calculating the perfect shadow on a Roblox brick while somewhere an integrated GPU is literally catching fire.

Adding More Developers Won't Fix A Stuck Project

Programming Devops Agile Debugging

5 months ago 149.2K views 1 shares

Adding More Developers Won't Fix A Stuck Project

Adding more developers to a stuck project is like adding more people to drive a cart stuck in mud. The obvious solution? More horsepower to pull it out. The corporate solution? Add more drivers who'll just sit there smoking while the same horse struggles. Next sprint planning meeting, I'll just bring this picture instead of speaking. Saves everyone 45 minutes.