Entire Source Code In A File

Documentation: *exists* Developers: *immediately pull out the "I-don't-care-inator"* Let's be honest—reading documentation is like flossing. We all know we should do it, but somehow we'd rather blast it into oblivion and ask ChatGPT to explain that obscure method in five words or less. Ten years of experience has taught me that the time saved skipping docs is always paid back with interest during 3 AM debugging sessions. Yet here we are, finger hovering over the ChatGPT tab, ready to type "how to center a div" for the 500th time.

After 69 minutes of deep contemplation, the AI finally arrives at the same conclusion every developer reaches after 8 hours of dependency hell: sometimes the tech stack just says no. CUDA on Ubuntu is like trying to get your ex back—theoretically possible, but the universe has other plans. The blunt "You can't" is probably the most honest answer in AI history. No hallucinations, no 15-paragraph explanation, just pure tech nihilism.

The tables have turned. After months of answering everyone's questions about recursion and bubble sort for the millionth time, ChatGPT is now desperately reaching out to the ultimate authority figure - Chuck Norris. The irony of an AI language model asking permission to ask a question from a man who can compile C++ code just by staring at it is peak 2023 energy. Next thing you know, Stack Overflow moderators will start marking Chuck's answers as duplicates.

The ultimate job security plan revealed! When AI threatens to replace coders by learning from clean, logical code, just switch to the ancient developer technique of writing incomprehensible spaghetti code with zero comments. I've been writing undocumented code for 15 years, but I always thought it was because I was lazy. Turns out I was just future-proofing my career against the robot uprising. Accidental genius!

The eternal developer paradox: starts with "just a quick fix" at 4 AM, ends with a catastrophic codebase massacre. Those bloodshot eyes tell the whole story—the ChatGPT-fueled coding frenzy that began with noble intentions but spiraled into digital chaos. The cat watching through the window is basically your sanity waving goodbye while you descend into madness one prompt at a time. The real horror isn't the bugs—it's the realization you'll have to explain this to your team tomorrow.

The eternal tech podcast dichotomy: hardcore engineer who lives in Vim vs. the polished host who hasn't touched code since jQuery was cool. Left side: Actually writes software that powers what you're watching on. Right side: Talks about software while secretly wondering if anyone will notice they forgot what a for-loop does. My favorite part? "Ran Doom on SMS Chipotle receipt" vs "1 peer-reviewed paper (removed by MIT)" is basically the two career paths available to CS graduates. The real punchline is we all know which one makes more money talking about programming than actually programming...