Entire Source Code In A File

Ah yes, the revolutionary AI integration strategy: squirting a tiny bit of machine learning onto a bar of legacy code and calling it "innovation." That soap dispenser is working exactly as intended – technically dispensing something, but completely missing the point. Just like how adding a chatbot that can only say "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" somehow justifies a 20% price increase. Investors impressed, users unimpressed, developers wondering if they should update their resume.

When GitHub Copilot generates your data class and decides to nest variables like Russian dolls. That's not a class, it's a family tree of Strings going back 17 generations. Somewhere in that code is the String that contains the meaning of life, but you'll need to scroll for 3 days to find it. Enterprise software at its finest—where simplicity goes to die.

The classic programmer's dilemma! When your university teacher announces they'll teach Python for OpenCV because "most students don't know it," but you're standing there with 8 years of experience facing two equally painful paths: either pretend you're learning everything from scratch (boring castle on the left) or flex your skills by showing off some absolutely demonic code that'll make your professor question their career choices (haunted lightning castle on the right). The fork in the road represents that moment of decision every experienced dev faces in intro classes - do I play it safe or do I unleash chaos? Spoiler alert: we always choose chaos.

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Nothing says "we love our users" like dropping a free AI feature that immediately sets fire to your data center. Those poor GPUs, running at 110°C, fans screaming like they're auditioning for a metal band. Meanwhile, DevOps is frantically calculating the electricity bill while the marketing team high-fives over user engagement metrics. The best part? The feature probably could've been implemented with a simple if-statement, but hey—gotta justify those VC millions somehow!

Behold! The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of modern gaming! 😱 Remember when Nvidia was that sweet company making graphics cards for us gamers? Well DARLING, those days are GONE! They've abandoned us faster than developers abandon projects after saying "it's almost done!" Now it's all "AI this" and "machine learning that" while PC gamers are left SCREAMING into the void! Your RTX 4090 costs more than your first car? Nvidia's response? ZEROOOOO! GPU prices making you consider selling a kidney? Nvidia cares? ABSOLUTELY ZERO! Meanwhile, their stock price is doing the cha-cha slide to the moon because AI companies are throwing BUCKETS of money at them! The betrayal! The drama! The GPU-shaped hole in our wallets!