Entire Source Code In A File

Ah yes, the classic "let me solve this simple problem with the most unnecessarily complex solution possible" approach. Two mutually recursive functions to check if a number is even or odd? This has ChatGPT's fingerprints all over it. Meanwhile, every developer with more than 3 brain cells is screaming: return (n % 2 == 0); and calling it a day. This is what happens when you ask AI to "make it elegant" or "optimize this function." You get code that looks impressive in a technical interview but would get you publicly shamed in a code review.

The existential crisis when your janky database cursor hack actually works the first time. You wanted to show the junior dev that AI isn't infallible, but now you're stuck pretending this monstrosity of multi-file cursor service was intentional design. The look of panic in the fourth panel says it all—you've become what you swore to destroy: someone whose terrible code works perfectly by accident. The universe is mocking your debugging skills.

BREAKING NEWS: Tech giant discovers laws apply to them too! 😱 OpenAI dramatically declares the AI apocalypse is upon us if they can't vacuum up copyrighted works like my vacuum cleaner attacks dust bunnies under my desk! Meanwhile, car thieves everywhere are SHOCKED to discover their business model might be slightly problematic. The absolute AUDACITY of copyright holders wanting compensation for their work! What's next? Paying for groceries?! The horror! The drama! The completely reasonable legal expectations that somehow feel like persecution when you're a multi-billion dollar company! *faints dramatically onto keyboard*

Complaining about AI killing Stack Overflow while posting a question that perfectly demonstrates why Stack Overflow had to get strict in the first place. The irony is delicious. This question is the equivalent of walking into a library and shouting "WHY AREN'T LIBRARIES COOL ANYMORE?" while the librarian points at the "Quiet Please" sign. The -17 score is just the chef's kiss on this masterpiece of self-contradiction.

You: "Why can't I find a job? I have 5 years of React experience and a CS degree!" Meanwhile, some kid in their bedroom is casually implementing ChatGPT in Minecraft redstone circuits – basically creating artificial intelligence using virtual blocks that were originally designed to make doors open automatically. The job market isn't competitive at all... it's just that while you're updating your LinkedIn profile, the competition is casually bending the laws of computer science in a game meant for children. No pressure!

The gambling addiction of AI coding is real, folks. Just like slot machines, we're all just sitting there with headphones on, hitting "Generate" and praying for that perfect code snippet that probably doesn't exist. We've gone from "I know how to code" to "I know how to prompt" faster than you can say "technical debt." And that last row? Pure gold. In Vegas, the house always wins. In coding with AI, your cursor just blinks there mockingly while you try your 17th prompt variation. The best part is calling yourself a "prompt engineer" with a straight face while secretly knowing you're just gambling with fancier tokens. At least the slot machine is honest about the odds.