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So we've gone from "move fast and break things" to "move fast and hope the AI-generated code doesn't sink the entire production environment." That shipping container balanced on a tiny wooden boat? That's your deployment strategy when you let AI agents write half your codebase and you're just praying it doesn't capsize in production.
The boat's barely floating, there's like six people trying to keep this thing steady, and somehow it's still moving forward. Sound familiar? That's every startup right now with their "AI-first" approach—massive infrastructure sitting on the most questionable foundation, but hey, the investors are happy and it technically works. Ship it before anyone asks questions about load testing.
The real kicker is we all know this boat is one wave away from disaster, but we're calling it "agile" and "innovative" instead of what it really is: a beautiful disaster waiting to happen. Welcome to 2024, where tech debt is measured in AI hallucinations per second.
