ChatGPT Developer

GitHub Copilot silently judging your spaghetti code while simultaneously ingesting it for "training purposes." The awkward bat face is basically Copilot's internal reaction when it sees your proprietary algorithms and realizes they're worth exactly $0.00 on the black market. Turns out your paranoia about AI stealing company secrets was justified, but for all the wrong reasons.

Content STEAM MACHINE NEEDS BETTER HARDWARE THAN OTHER CONSOLES OR IT WILL FAIL! IT WOULD BE TOO EXPENSIVE AND PEOPLE WOULD JUST BUY A PC INSTEAD! What if the Steam Machine launches at $500 and allows the user to buy & swap out the hardware it comes with for better hardware if they want to?

Tech bros with VC money have a unique approach to AI development: just keep burning cash until something works. It's like debugging with a flamethrower. "Have we achieved artificial general intelligence yet?" "No, but we've achieved artificial general bankruptcy quite efficiently." The Silicon Valley strategy of throwing billions at a problem until either the problem gives up or your investors do. Venture capitalists call this "iterative innovation" - normal people call it "setting money on fire while wearing cool sunglasses."

BREAKING NEWS: Tech giant discovers laws apply to them too! 😱 OpenAI dramatically declares the AI apocalypse is upon us if they can't vacuum up copyrighted works like my vacuum cleaner attacks dust bunnies under my desk! Meanwhile, car thieves everywhere are SHOCKED to discover their business model might be slightly problematic. The absolute AUDACITY of copyright holders wanting compensation for their work! What's next? Paying for groceries?! The horror! The drama! The completely reasonable legal expectations that somehow feel like persecution when you're a multi-billion dollar company! *faints dramatically onto keyboard*

The ultimate AI coding assistant betrayal! Someone's excited about their new AI coding tool "Cursor" only to hit the dreaded 800 line limit after just one hour of letting the AI cook. The tool basically said "learn to code, noob" when they asked it to keep generating. It's like ordering a pizza only to have the delivery guy show up with just the crust and toppings, then hand you a recipe for the sauce with a note saying "making it yourself ensures you understand Italian cuisine." Thanks for nothing! The irony of using an AI tool specifically to avoid coding, only to be told you should learn coding instead... peak 2024 energy right there.

THE AUDACITY! Harry writes his name and ChatGPT responds like it's some kind of magical pen pal from beyond the Forbidden Forest! 🪄 Developers spent DECADES perfecting AI just so it could introduce itself in fancy cursive? I'm absolutely DECEASED! 💀 Meanwhile, my code is still throwing exceptions when I forget a semicolon, but sure, let's have AI write calligraphy responses to Harry Potter. PRIORITIES, PEOPLE!