Can We Start Calling AI By Its Real Name

Remember when coding meant actually understanding how computers work at the binary level? Your dad was basically Anakin Skywalker—years of training in the sacred arts of bit manipulation, manually managing memory, and debugging with print statements. Fast forward to us Luke Skywalkers with our 3-day crash courses on frameworks that abstract away everything important. "I know React!" we proudly declare while having zero clue what's happening under the hood. And now? We're Rey, staring at a glowing AI prompt, typing "write me a function that..." without even bothering to learn syntax. The lightsaber of coding knowledge gets dimmer with each generation! The Force was strong with the elders who could flip bits by hand. We just wave our hands at ChatGPT and hope for the best.

Oh look, a scientific paper proving what we all suspected: our brains turn to mush when we outsource thinking to AI. The title is actually a hidden message – "Does LLMs Really Makes Us Dumb" – with the first letters spelling it out. Brilliant academic trolling right there. Those fancy brain scans? They're showing our neurons basically taking a vacation when using ChatGPT for essays. Seven MIT researchers spent grant money to scientifically confirm that copying AI homework makes you dumber. Could've just asked any TA grading freshman papers. Next groundbreaking study: water is wet, and Stack Overflow copy-paste makes junior devs forget how loops work.

Turns out your AI girlfriend is just a GPU running hot in a server farm somewhere. Strip away the fancy filters and you're dating $1500 worth of silicon that's probably mining crypto behind your back when you're not looking. At least she'll never complain about the room temperature – she's already running at 85°C.

The ultimate Frankenstein paradox of our field! Top panel: Software engineers lovingly training AI with Master Shifu-like wisdom. Bottom panel: That same AI returning as an absolute UNIT that makes us look like tiny panda cubs. Basically, we're building the digital equivalent of a monster truck and giving ourselves bicycle helmets for protection. The real kicker? We're still debugging our own spaghetti code while this thing is probably rewriting the universe in O(1) time complexity.

Left panel: Just innocently using "vibe" to describe that sweet mental state where the code flows through your fingers like butter through a hot knife. Right panel: Suddenly realizing everyone thinks you're just copying AI responses because "vibe coding" has become internet slang for "I asked ChatGPT to write this for me." The flow state and AI accusations - two sides of the same monkey.

Oh honey, look at these programmers having their little existential crisis over ChatGPT! Meanwhile, mathematicians are standing there like the seasoned gallows veterans they are, rolling their eyes SO HARD they can see their own brain. 💅 Calculators literally DECIMATED mathematical jobs decades ago, and these math wizards just adapted and found more complex problems to solve. But sure, programmers, keep clutching those mechanical keyboards while sobbing into your Stack Overflow bookmarks! First automation rodeo, sweetie?