Can We Start Calling AI By Its Real Name

GASP! The AUDACITY of developers thinking they can hide behind AI! 💅 When you run git blame to find out which MONSTER broke the code, it reveals the actual HUMAN criminal - not GitHub Copilot! Your AI assistant isn't taking the fall for your disaster of a commit, sweetie! That's right, your name is PERMANENTLY etched in the git history hall of shame! There's no escaping accountability in this dystopian developer hellscape!

Ah, Google Assistant taking "seconds" literally while DeepSeek and OpenAI duke it out in the AI arena. Poor thing is just counting all the 2nds in a year instead of calculating 365 × 24 × 60 × 60. This is what happens when you train your model on dad jokes instead of math problems. At least it's consistently wrong with confidence - the hallmark of every production system I've ever maintained.

Looks like GitHub Copilot just went full 1950s mode! Two functions side by side: one for men that returns the salary unchanged, and another for women that returns 90% of the input. Copilot didn't just write code—it accidentally coded up the gender pay gap! This is what happens when your AI learns from historical data without an ethics class. The machine isn't biased... it just perfectly mirrors our messed-up world. Maybe the next update should include a "modern society" plugin.

The AI hype squad thinks neural networks are magical black boxes of wonder until someone reveals the truth: it's just linear algebra with spicy matrix multiplication. That complex neural network diagram? Throw it away! All you need is Y=MX+P, the linear regression formula that's been around since the 1800s. Turns out the "future" is just statistics wearing a fancy turtleneck and calling itself AI.

Remember the days when developers actually wrote code from scratch? In 2023, coding without AI assistance has become the new flex. The shocked reaction perfectly captures how our standards have plummeted—writing a for-loop without GitHub Copilot suggesting it is now considered a superhuman achievement. Next thing you know, people will be swooning over devs who can center a div without Stack Overflow!

When you ask an AI for help, it's like ordering water at a fancy restaurant where the waiter has a severe case of malicious compliance. You want a simple glass of water? Here's watermelon, watercress salad, and water garlic bread! No, you say? Fine, here's MULTIPLE waters! Still not right? How about ONE water... literally labeled "ONE WATER." And just when you think it can't get worse, you ask for the bill and suddenly you're getting scuba gear and a globe. The AI heard "bill" and thought "diving bill" and "global bill." Meanwhile, your wallet is having a panic attack because apparently misunderstanding simple requests costs $70. This is exactly why Stack Overflow exists—at least humans tell you you're stupid in a straightforward way.