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Why Digitalization Projects Always Fail

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1 year ago 494.3K views 2 shares

Why Digitalization Projects Always Fail

Ah, the classic corporate strategy meeting. On the left, a massive crowd flocks to the "Fancy-Tech-First" approach. "Let's blockchain our AI microservices in the cloud with quantum edge computing!" Meanwhile, one lonely soul stands at the "Problem-First" door. That person probably asked "What are we actually trying to solve here?" and was immediately labeled as "not a team player." The graveyard of failed digital transformation projects is filled with $10M solutions to $10K problems. But hey, at least the PowerPoint slides looked impressive.

The Chain Of Command

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1 year ago 497.0K views 1 shares

The Chain Of Command

The perfect illustration of how a $5,000 website magically transforms into a $50 project after six layers of outsourcing! This is basically the tech industry's version of telephone game, except everyone's wallet gets progressively lighter. What starts with a clueless business owner willing to shell out thousands ends with some poor developer in India coding an entire website for the price of a pizza. Meanwhile, every middleman takes their cut while adding zero value except the phrase "I know a guy." And the best part? The original client still has no idea when their website will be ready. Spoiler alert: it won't be.