That suspicious feeling when your "agile" manager schedules the fifth standup of the week to "check on your progress." Sure, the Scrum board says we're doing sprints, but somehow we're also doing daily code reviews, hourly updates, and mandatory "quick sync" meetings that last 2 hours. Nothing says "I trust my developers" like asking for a detailed breakdown of how you spent each 15-minute block of your day. The best part? They'll call it "removing impediments" while being the biggest impediment themselves.
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