Nothing strikes more fear into a developer's heart than the words "sprint planning." That bear thinks it's scary, but little does it know the true horror of sitting through two hours of story point arguments, backlog grooming, and listening to the product manager explain why everything is "high priority." The real predators aren't in the woods—they're in the Jira board.
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