The cardinal sin of software development: finishing your tasks early. That sinister smile is the universal "I've got more work for you" face that haunts developers' nightmares. Pro tip from a battle-scarred veteran: never announce you're done until 4:55pm on Friday. Otherwise, that backlog of "nice-to-have" features magically transforms into "critical for this sprint" faster than you can say "but I estimated correctly." The real sprint is always the one away from your manager's desk.
The Forbidden Phrase: "I'm Free"
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