Scrum Is Vibe Coding

Scrum Product owner Vibe coding Sprint planning Daily standup Project management Change my mind

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Scrum Is Vibe Coding

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Someone finally had the courage to say what we've all been thinking. This guy set up a whole "Change My Mind" booth just to drop the truth bomb that Scrum is basically vibe coding with extra steps and a fancy name.

The sign reads like a manifesto: "SCRUM is vibe coding with natural intelligence. And the product owner is the prompt engineer." Honestly? Not wrong. You're essentially feeding requirements to developers like prompts to an AI, hoping they interpret your vague user stories correctly, and then acting surprised when sprint planning turns into a philosophical debate about what "done" actually means.

The product owner really IS just prompt engineering humans instead of LLMs. "As a user, I want to be able to..." is just a fancier version of "Write me a function that..." The daily standups? That's just checking if the model is still training or if it's stuck in an infinite loop. And retrospectives? Error logs with feelings.

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