The World If I Could Format Jira Tickets With Markdown

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The World If I Could Format Jira Tickets With Markdown

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Behold, the utopian future we'd have if Atlassian just let us use **bold text** and `code blocks` in Jira tickets instead of their prehistoric rich text editor! The sheer productivity boost from not having to click seventeen buttons just to format a simple list would've cured climate change, solved world hunger, and built flying cars by now. Instead, we're all wasting precious developer hours trying to make our bug reports look slightly less like ransom notes cut from newspapers. The greatest technological minds of our generation, defeated by the inability to paste a code snippet without it turning into hieroglyphics.

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