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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of spending four hours debugging your code only to realize you wrote this MASTERPIECE of a function and then just... forgot to call it?! 💀 It's like baking the world's most perfect soufflé and then leaving it in the kitchen while you serve everyone empty plates! The monkey's face is literally ALL OF US having that moment of pure existential despair when we realize our problem wasn't some complex algorithmic nightmare—it was just our brain cells taking an unscheduled vacation! Fun fact: Studies show programmers spend up to 50% of their time debugging, and approximately 90% of that time is just staring dramatically at the screen while questioning every life choice that led to this moment.

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Content Pranay Pathole PPathole Programming is like a "choose your own adventure game" except every path leads you to a StackOverflow question from 2013 describing the same bug, with no answer.