Nobody. Not a single child on this planet has ever uttered the phrase "when I grow up, I want to send passive-aggressive emails and sit in cross-functional meetings where nothing gets decided." Yet here we are, living the corporate dream. The only cross-functional thing I wanted as a kid was a Nintendo controller that worked when my sister spilled juice on it.
Childhood Dreams vs Corporate Reality

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