Remember when security was just asking nicely if your credit card got stolen? No encryption, no OAuth, no JWT tokens—just a simple form asking "hey, did someone take your money?" with the honor system as the primary authentication method. The best part? They're literally asking you to type your card number into a web form to check if it's been stolen. Galaxy brain security right there. It's like asking someone to hand you their keys to check if their house has been broken into. The early 2000s were wild. SSL was optional, passwords were stored in plaintext, and apparently credit card validation was just vibes and a checkbox. Now we have 2FA, biometrics, and security audits that make you question your life choices, but back then? Just tick "Check It" and pray.

Meta releases smart glasses with hidden cameras that can secretly record people, and someone's immediate response is "I want a shirt with a QR code that installs malware to brick anyone's phone who tries to film me." That's some next-level defensive programming right there. Instead of just asking people not to record, we're going straight for the nuclear option: weaponized QR codes that turn phones into expensive paperweights. The "Modern day Medusa" comment is *chef's kiss* because instead of turning people to stone by looking at them, you're bricking their devices by being looked at. It's like implementing a reverse Denial of Service attack where the attacker becomes the victim. The irony? Meta's already been collecting your data for years through their apps, but NOW everyone's worried about cameras in glasses. Where was this energy when we all installed Facebook Messenger? The real programmer move here is treating privacy invasion as an API vulnerability and patching it with malicious payload delivery via QR code scanning. It's basically SQL injection for the physical world.