Using the classic Drake meme format (well, technically LeVar Burton from Star Trek, but you get it), this perfectly captures society's bizarre priority system. We're out here trying to protect kids from TikTok dances and Instagram scrolling like it's digital poison, meanwhile billionaires are literally buying entire social media platforms and turning them into their personal playgrounds. The top panel shows the "nah, we're good" reaction to protecting teenagers from social media—because apparently that's too reasonable. But the bottom panel? That's where we roll out the red carpet for tech oligarchs to own the very platforms that shape public discourse, manipulate algorithms, and monetize our collective attention spans. It's like worrying about who's allowed to eat the cookies while handing the entire cookie factory over to someone who's already eaten three other factories. The real threat isn't the users—it's the people with enough capital to treat social networks like Monopoly properties. But sure, let's focus on age restrictions instead of ownership regulations.