You spend weeks writing documentation. Beautiful, comprehensive docs with examples, edge cases, troubleshooting sections—the whole nine yards. You even add diagrams because you're fancy like that. Then someone opens a ticket asking the exact question answered in the first paragraph of the README. The sad truth? Documentation is like that gym membership everyone has but nobody uses. Developers would rather spend 3 hours debugging, ask on Slack 47 times, and sacrifice a rubber duck to the coding gods than spend 5 minutes reading the docs. It's not that the bridge isn't there—it's that everyone's too busy trying to swim across the river. Pro tip: If you want people to read your docs, hide the solution in a Stack Overflow answer. That they'll find in 0.3 seconds.

When your client schedules a demo for tomorrow and your project is basically held together with console.log statements and prayers. You're out here doing the software equivalent of an excavator trying to high-five itself—technically impressive, wildly unnecessary, and definitely not what anyone asked for. But hey, if you present it with enough confidence and jazz hands, maybe they won't notice that half the features are just placeholder text and the backend is literally just you manually updating a JSON file. The art of the demo isn't showing what works; it's creatively avoiding what doesn't.

Two developers bonding over their mutual love of coding? How precious! Until you zoom in and realize one person's "coding" involves Python, VS Code, Git, and Docker while the other is rocking Deep.ai, Unity, and a completely different tech stack. It's like saying you both love pizza but one of you is talking about pepperoni while the other is describing sushi. Sure, you're both technically "coding," but you're living in completely different universes with zero overlapping tools, frameworks, or even programming paradigms. The awkward silence when they realize their common ground is about as solid as a null pointer? *Chef's kiss*. Nothing says "we have SO much in common" like having absolutely nothing in common!

Oh, you sweet summer child thinking your job description actually means something! Here we have a job posting that's basically describing the bare minimum requirements for being a sentient human being. Can you sit? Can you use your FINGERS? Can you comprehend SPOKEN LANGUAGE? Congratulations, you're qualified for this $86k-$130k position! The "abilities" section reads like someone asked an AI to describe what humans do, but the real kicker is they're treating basic human functions as job qualifications. "Have finger dexterity to use a keyboard" – wow, revolutionary! Next they'll require you to have the ability to breathe oxygen and blink occasionally. But wait, there's more! They threw in "paid maternity leave" at the top like it's some kind of luxury perk instead of, you know, a basic human right in most developed countries. The whole thing screams "we're going to make you do EVERYTHING that wasn't mentioned here" while pretending to be transparent. Classic corporate move – describe being alive as job requirements so they can later claim literally any task falls under your abilities. Need you to fix the office plumbing? Well, you DID say you could extend your hands in any direction!