Ah, the mythical "World's Best CSS Developer" trophy – the only thing more perfectly centered than this award is the existential dread I feel when a client asks for "just a small layout tweak." After 15 years of fighting with floats, flexbox, and grid, I've come to accept that properly aligning divs is basically dark magic. We've all spent hours trying to vertically center something only to end up with a unholy combination of margin: auto , position: absolute , and at least three Stack Overflow solutions duct-taped together. The real winners aren't getting trophies – they're silently weeping into their keyboards at 2am, wondering why display: flex suddenly decided to betray them.