Oh, the ABSOLUTE TORTURE of modern computing choices! 💻 Homer's journey through the five stages of tech grief is PAINFULLY real! Faced with the Sophie's choice of our generation - upgrading to Windows 11 or *gasp* learning Linux - Homer's soul visibly leaves his body! The dramatic internal struggle! The existential dread! And then... the inevitable surrender to Microsoft's empire. Because let's be honest, who has the emotional bandwidth to learn terminal commands when you just want your computer to work?! The path of least resistance wins again, you beautiful, lazy disaster. I've never felt so seen in my LIFE.

THE AUDACITY! You just want to shut down your PC and call it a day, but NOOO! Windows has to pull the ultimate betrayal! "Update and shut down" or "Update and restart"? WHERE IS MY REGULAR SHUT DOWN BUTTON, YOU MONSTER?! It's like asking for a simple glass of water and being handed a choice between lukewarm tea or sparkling vinegar. And the timing? IMMACULATE. Always when you're rushing to a meeting or your laptop battery is at 2%. Your computer basically holding you hostage while it performs its little software dance that will inevitably break something that was working perfectly fine before. The digital equivalent of "I know you're trying to leave, but first let me tell you about my day in EXCRUCIATING DETAIL."