The Windows Fullscreen Hostage Situation

Content rprogramminghumor fighting over. which OS is best based on actual use cases Me using Linux because I got sick of my computer updating Windows every time I looked at it funny ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Programmers, what's the funniest outsider's view of your job you've ever heard? Daniel Rolfe, Bachelors Finance Computer Programming, University of Technology, Sydney Answered 17h ago Many moons ago my ex wife was in the room while I was working on developing some new capability of a C application. Ihad many browser windows open with various sites displayed showing sample code, documentation, other people's approaches etc. She gasped and said, "Dan, what are you doing?". I was confused and told her I was working on some new functionality. "But aren't you cheating?" she asked, wide eyed. "Eh?" was my even more confused response. "You're looking at those websites, shouldn't you figure it out vourself?" My jaw dropped. ProdrammerHumor.io

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Oh, the FANTASY versus the REALITY of Linux gaming! 💀 That magical moment when you convince yourself that Linux gaming will be "just like Windows but faster" only to descend into driver hell, kernel panic, and the soul-crushing experience of typing "GRUB rescue" commands while questioning all your life choices! Proton status: BORKED. Missing dependencies? EVERYWHERE. And don't get me started on those LOWER FPS numbers that were supposed to be HIGHER! The betrayal! The DRAMA! Meanwhile, the Windows user just... plays their games. THE AUDACITY!

Content Windows Developer windowsdev Tell us you're a developer without telling us you're a developer. 10:53 PM 13 Jan 21 Sprinklr Publisher 184 Retweets 231 Quote Tweets 1,941 Likes 17 daM CodeSnail codesnail 1s Replying to windowsdev I'm using Linux 17 v

Ah yes, the classic "spend more time optimizing than using" paradox. Drop $3K on a liquid-cooled RGB monstrosity capable of simulating alternate universes, then waste half a day installing 147 Skyrim mods to make the horses look prettier and the cheese wheels more realistic. The true endgame isn't actually playing—it's creating a perfectly modded setup that you'll admire from the desktop before launching Steam to buy another game you'll never play. The modding itself becomes the game, and frankly, that's the most expensive puzzle game ever created.