The Holy Clipboard History

First comment: "HDDs degrade brutally over time. The easiest way to make a computer feel like new is to get a new SSD." Second comment: "My 60k hours 7200 WD Blue HDD wants a word with you" Third comment: "Let me know when it finds those words." The third comment is pure murder—it's implying the HDD is so slow that it's still searching for the words to say! Even a 7200 RPM Western Digital drive with 60,000 hours of faithful service can't escape the brutal truth: while it's desperately spinning its platters to find a comeback, the SSD gang is already three file transfers ahead. It's like watching your grandpa try to remember a story while the kids have already moved on to TikTok.

Someone standing proudly in front of a Windows Vista launch banner that reads "The 'Wow' starts now." The title references Apple's new Liquid Glass while essentially saying "I've seen operating systems make empty promises before." Vista promised revolutionary experiences but delivered driver incompatibilities and BSODs instead. Veterans of the OS wars carry these scars like badges of honor. Young devs excited about Apple's new tech have no idea what disappointment feels like.

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The ultimate graphics card betrayal! A 6-year-old GTX 1070 Ti absolutely demolishing the newer RTX 3050 in an arm wrestling match is the hardware equivalent of your grandpa outrunning you in a marathon. What makes this painfully accurate is that despite the RTX 3050 having ray tracing capabilities and being a newer generation, the ancient GTX 1070 Ti still outperforms it in raw power for many games and applications. Nvidia basically repackaged old tech, slapped "RTX" on it, and charged premium prices. Budget gamers who upgraded from older cards to the 3050 must feel like they've been scammed harder than people who buy "gaming" chairs that are just regular chairs with RGB lights.

30 years and the tables have turned! In 1994, Windows users were the serious business types while Linux nerds were the smug outsiders. Fast forward to 2024, and suddenly Linux is the sensible choice for actual work while Windows users are busy rebooting after another forced update. Nothing says "technological evolution" quite like watching Microsoft slowly transform their OS into what looks like a billboard with occasional computing features. The irony is delicious – and completely lost on anyone still waiting for their Windows 11 widgets to load.