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The Funeral Microsoft Both Planned And Attended

Windows Microsoft

1 year ago 458.5K views 0 shares

The Funeral Microsoft Both Planned And Attended

Microsoft announcing Windows 10's end of support while simultaneously being the one who killed it. Classic corporate move—create the problem, mourn the problem, sell the solution (Windows 11). It's the tech equivalent of showing up to your own victim's funeral with flowers and a tear-stained handkerchief.

The Windows 10 Apocalypse Countdown

Microsoft Windows Hardware

1 year ago 498.1K views 0 shares

The Windows 10 Apocalypse Countdown

Microsoft standing there like the Terminator while Windows 10 users cower in fear is just *chef's kiss*. Remember when they said Windows 10 would be the "last version of Windows" and then suddenly Windows 11 appeared with hardware requirements that made half our perfectly good machines "obsolete"? Classic Microsoft move - create the problem, sell the solution. Nothing says "we value your loyalty" like forcing you to buy new hardware because your 3-year-old CPU doesn't support some security feature nobody asked for. The countdown to obsolescence starts the moment you unbox your PC!