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Linux and macOS users sitting pretty with their encryption keys while Windows folks are out here basically handing their data to Microsoft on a silver platter. The smugness is palpable and honestly? Justified. Nothing says "I value my privacy" quite like choosing an OS that doesn't treat encryption like a suggestion. Meanwhile Windows users are playing 4D chess trying to figure out which telemetry settings actually do something and which ones are just theater. The founding fathers would've run Arch, btw.

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Someone took the classic programmer aesthetic—ruled notebook paper with that little cartoon mascot we all doodled during boring meetings—and slapped it on a Nike. The sole reads "Notepad++" which is either genius branding or a cry for help from someone who's been editing config files for 72 hours straight. The swoosh now doubles as syntax highlighting. The frog looks like he's seen some things, probably legacy code. Would unironically wear these to standup meetings just to assert dominance over the VS Code users. Fun fact: Notepad++ has been around since 2003 and is still faster to open than most modern IDEs are to load their splash screens. These shoes would probably boot faster than IntelliJ too.

Content I work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap -no AlexaGoogle Assistant.. - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

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