I Think I Have A Dual Monitor

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I Think I Have A Dual Monitor

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When you're too broke for a second monitor but still want that sweet productivity boost... Just position your PC case with the transparent side panel next to your actual monitor and pretend it's displaying something useful! That tiny Minecraft character figurine on top is clearly supervising your code quality. The ultimate budget hack that screams "I'm technically using two screens" during standup meetings. Windows 11 wallpaper on one side, RGB glow on the other - perfectly balanced, as all development environments should be.

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