And It Is Reaching EOL

Content Andi Nexuist my favorite LSD story is from this old microsoft engineer who took a ridiculous amount of acid and found a way to open a windows xp control panel of his brain and turned off his fear of heights 12:27 AM 10122 Twitter Web App

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Content TAKE, FOR EXAMPLE DEATH. WAR. WINDOWS THERE ARE MANY THINGS IN THIS WORLD THAT HUMANITY WOULD BE HAPPIER WITHOUT.

The eternal battle between Microsoft's desperate pleas and Linux users' defiant independence is perfectly captured here. Microsoft is literally begging you not to download Chrome while simultaneously pushing Edge down your throat like an overeager parent with vegetables. Meanwhile, Linux users are treating Microsoft like an annoying insect - cracking their command-line whips and shooing away anything that doesn't respect their freedom to choose. The imagery of commanding Git with a bullwhip is just *chef's kiss* - because nothing says "I'm in control of my computing destiny" like manually compiling your kernel while laughing maniacally.

The holy war of operating systems continues unabated. First, we've got Winnie the Pooh showing his progression from "meh" about Windows to sophisticated gentleman for Linux, then suddenly turning feral for macOS. Then the second image delivers the punchline - the bell curve of intelligence showing that both the lowest and highest IQ developers prefer Mac for its "user-friendliness," while the average devs in the middle are divided between Windows zealots preaching "freedom and compatibility" and Linux users who don't even need to justify their superiority complex. After 15 years in this industry, I've realized we're all just chimps with keyboards arguing about which banana tastes better while our IDEs crash regardless of platform.

Content PEOPLE WHO PREFER WINDOWS PEORIENHO PREFEROSA PEOPLE THO PREFERITU? PEOPLE WHOPREFERBSD PEOPLE WHO REALIZE EACH OS HASITS ROLE PEOPIETHO DONTGIEASHIT