Words Of Wisdom From The Art Of Code

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Words Of Wisdom From The Art Of Code

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The ancient wisdom of Sun Tzu has evolved for the modern developer! This profound quote captures the fundamental truth every TypeScript convert discovers: garbage in = garbage out++.

TypeScript promises salvation with its strict typing, but if your JavaScript foundation is built on quicksand, TypeScript just gives you more sophisticated ways to sink. It's like putting a monocle on a dumpster fire – now you can see the chaos in higher definition.

Meanwhile, the PHP developer in the comments is just happy someone else is getting roasted for once.

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