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The C++ Programmer's Nightmare: Choose Your Torture
C++ Rust Programming Debugging
25 days ago 229.6K views 0 shares
The C++ Programmer's Nightmare: Choose Your Torture
Ah, the eternal C++ dilemma visualized as a horror movie choice! Standing at the crossroads of despair, our poor developer faces two equally terrifying paths: modernize that ancient codebase to C++23 (where templates will still haunt your dreams) or rewrite everything in Rust (and spend the next six months fighting with the borrow checker). Meanwhile, the legacy C++ codebase sits there, held together by duct tape and Stack Overflow answers from 2008. It's like choosing between getting punched in the face or kicked in the shins. No wonder C++ developers have that thousand-yard stare during code reviews.

Actual Estimate By Professional Game Studio
Gamedev Agile Csharp C++ Programming
25 days ago 199.2K views 0 shares
Actual Estimate By Professional Game Studio
Ah, the classic "two-week estimate" strikes again! Some poor project manager just claimed they can convert a 20-year-old C++ codebase to C# in just two weeks. Anyone who's ever touched legacy code knows that's like saying you'll clean the Augean stables with a toothpick. The king's response is the only reasonable one – crowning this developer as the new reigning champion of unrealistic expectations. This is why we drink so much coffee... and sometimes stronger stuff.

Rewrite It In Rust
Rust Devops C++ Programming Debugging
5 months ago 218.9K views 0 shares
Rewrite It In Rust
The great Rust migration aftermath – where your perfectly functional C++ codebase transforms into a post-apocalyptic wasteland of broken parts. That moment when you stare at the carnage thinking, "But the Reddit thread said it would be memory-safe ." Meanwhile, your deadline was yesterday, your boss is questioning your life choices, and somewhere a Rust evangelist is typing "you probably just didn't understand the borrow checker" on a forum. Sure, no more segfaults... because nothing runs at all. Progress!