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Production is literally engulfed in flames, users are screaming, the database is melting, and someone in the corner casually suggests "we should write more unit tests" like that's gonna resurrect the burning infrastructure. Classic developer optimism right there.
Sure, Karen from QA, let's write unit tests while the entire system is returning 500s faster than a caffeinated API. Unit tests are great for preventing fires, but once the building is already ablaze, maybe we should focus on the fire extinguisher first? Just a thought.
The beautiful irony here is that unit tests are supposed to catch problems before they reach production. It's like suggesting someone should've worn sunscreen while they're actively getting third-degree burns. Technically correct, but the timing needs work.
