The Skeptical QA Manager's Death Stare

Content Anyone know how to get rid of this error? (i.redd.it) submitted 6 days ago by Techa Net 35 comments share save hide report sorted by: best Y Want to add to the discussion? Post a comment! CREATE AN ACCOUNT you are viewing a single comment's thread. view the rest or the comments - DMcuteboobs -13 points 6 davs ago Retype the line. Sometimes the compiler decides what you typed isn't what you typed, because secret reasons. Retyping it helps about halt the time Dermalink embed save report rediv - Guimica15 6 points 6 days ago Your first advice is to tell them to redo the same thing and expect a different result? That's... literally the definition of insanity permalink embed save parent report reply -xMUdnsPf 3 points 6 days ago No. This is a computer. It follows the rules that it was programmed to follow. Your comment suggests you're on the wrong sub Dermann embed save parent revort reov DMcuteboobs comment score below threshold (13 children) - otaku78 2 points 6 days ago suspect bro has as much success with his coding as he does with his cringe username. 1 success is fine, riiight? permalink embed save parent report reply -VB. Net Advanced SoikeHimself 2 points 5 davs ago' Wow. Where do Ieven begin with this? It's not so much that you're wrong. It's not even that you are being a cvnt about being wrong. It's the sheer and utter lack of skill you are displaying in even beginning to come up with this suggestion. The mindset and way of thinking that befits a successful programmer is mutually exclusive to whatever train wreck this thought came from. It's such an un-programmer thing to say, that your vile conduct and toxic stubborness are completely overshadowed by the sheer stupdity of it. If a junior said this, it would be time to talk about courses. If a senior said this, they should be fired. If someone with "decades of experience" says this.. well, just shoot me now I hope the "decades of experience" was a lie. That would be your only saving grace at this point. If you truly have decades of experience, and you're this bad at problem solving, I can only imagine the pain your manager must feel. Alas, given the fact he employs you, he's probably equally clueless. permalink ember save parent report reply -Guimicals 2 points 5 days ago rdestroyedbywords Dermalink ember save parent report reply sneakdeekbot 1 point 5 davs ago (0 children) Moderator snang M 1 point 5 days ago This might be the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet. permalink embed save parent report reply

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The classic Greek myth gets a programming twist! While the goddesses offer power, gold, and beauty, Paris immediately abandons all reason when the fourth competitor shows up with the ultimate developer fantasy: bug-free code . Let's be honest - we'd all choose the magical rubber duck that promises error-free coding over any worldly treasure. The fact that it's a rubber duck (the universal debugging companion) makes this extra brilliant. Who needs Aphrodite when you can have code that works on the first try?

The most honest depiction of debugging I've ever seen. You start with such confidence—"We find the bug!" like some heroic detective. Then the momentary high of "We fix the bug!" only to spiral into the existential nightmare of "Now we have two bugs... three bugs..." It's like playing whack-a-mole with your own code. Fix one issue, and suddenly your entire application decides to throw a tantrum in three different places. The tears in the last panel? That's not sadness—that's the realization that you'll be working through the weekend again.

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