The Skeptical QA Manager's Death Stare

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The Skeptical QA Manager's Death Stare

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That suspicious QA Manager face is the universal constant of software development. Code passing all tests without a single bug is like finding a unicorn—mythical and slightly terrifying. The cat's skeptical glare perfectly captures that moment when your QA Manager is silently calculating how many bugs are actually hiding in your "flawless" code. They've seen too many production disasters that started with "it worked on my machine" to believe your zero-bug fairy tale. They're lurking around corners, peeking through doors, and plotting more edge cases that'll make your code crumble faster than a house of cards in a hurricane.

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