The Skeptical QA Manager's Death Stare

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When you ship AI-generated code straight to prod and your tech lead gives it the rubber stamp with "looks good to me," you enter this beautiful state of denial where everything is definitely fine. The house is on fire, the coffee's still hot, and nobody's checking if the AI just reinvented bubble sort for the third time or hardcoded API keys directly into the frontend. But hey, the sprint's done and the velocity chart looks fantastic. The real kicker? That tech lead probably skimmed the PR in 30 seconds between meetings while thinking about their own production fire. Code review? More like code glance. The AI could've written the entire thing in COBOL and nobody would notice until 3 AM when PagerDuty starts screaming.

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